Sunday, February 2, 2014

BOREDOM: Slender Woman and her Poxies

 


 
 
 Proxy roll of power from least to greatest:
 
TICCI-TOBI
 
HOODIE (HOODAY)
 
MASKY (GIRL/GIRLY)
 
 
 
Highest Roll:
 
SLENDER WOMAN
 
 
 
 
 
 
Now, tell them anything you want.
 

(stutters are jerky an choppy due to tics)
 
Hey guys, I'm T-Ticci-Tobi! Now, don't g-get me mixed up with the Ticci-T-toby faggot. There are a f-few things that m-make us different. One, I-I can feel pain, I just h-have a very high tolerance to it. T-two, I never really g-got to know who my parents even were! T-that's right, I'm an orphan! W-with a very sh-shitty life at that!
 
A-any who, I-I also work for Slender Woman, n-not Slender Man. T-that guys a jerk. Then again, it's n-not like Slender Woman's the n-nicest being th-there is. She h-has favourites. *sniff* I-I know I'm the lowest of the f-fucking list. I d-don't mean to be an-annoying . It's just *sniffs* I had only one f-family that actually a-accepted me for who I was a-and not the money they'd get f-for taking me. E-even then they were taken from me!
 
I-I want someone to a-actually want me around for me, not j-just as someone or t-thing that will get them what their fucking g-greedy hearts want! Like Masky, a-all she ever does is ask me to do something and t-then complain when 'I didn't do it like h-how she would've.'  I want to be accepted! I want to be n-needed! I want ONE TRUE FRIEND!
 
*sniffs before smiling* S-sorry about that. I-I forgot to mention I have ADHD, b-but I have medications. I-it just get's very hard for me to control my e-emotions. M....maybe that's the reason no one wants to get to know me...
 
O-oh, you gotta go? I-interviewing Hooday?....Of course you are....
 
Everyone loves Hooday...
 
(Stutters are quiet and almost slurred due to being self-concise.)
 
I-I'm...H-Hoodie O-or Hooday, I-if you go by T-ticci's standards. I am Slender Woman's second favourite proxy. N-no one really knows much about me, and I like it t-that way. I'm n-not very social, n-nor am I a brutal k-killer. Actually...I am worse than Masky, b-but not as bad as Ticci.
 
B-but that's not the point of this...R-right? Anyways, M-me and Masky are g-great friends, we a-are basically s-sisters, we've known each other for t-that long. I-I'm the second on the proxy list because I'm not the most O-obedient one, but I'm b-better than Tobi. M-my favourite tool to work with is actually simple rocks.
 
Easy t-to get, easy to r-replace.
 
 Kinda like how I a-am. N-no one really remembers me after m-meeting me, normally b-because they already h-have a friend like me. W-which is alright, I'm n-not the outgoing type. T-the only thing that s-still makes me mad is the f-fact that Masky and Ticci-Tobi t-try so hard to hold o-onto the b-bits of humanity they have.
 
I don't k-know why they can't j-just accept the f-fact that they're p-proxies now! I've accepted it, a-and I'm almost s-stronger than Masky! J-just imagine how much stronger she could b-be if she'd accept w-who we are now! Hell, T-tobi needs a strength bost, b-but she still f-feels stinking guilt!
 
But...w-what does anyone e-expect me to do? It is their ch-choice after all.
 
Hmm? Oh....I-I'm out of time? T-that's fine. I had nothing else to talk about.
 
I-if your talking to Masky n-next, d-don't bring up Tobi, t-they aren't on great terms....
 
S-still..

 
(slightly muffled due to the mask)
 
Hello, I'm Masky. I am Slender Woman's second in command. Anything I say goes, unless she says other wise. I am very serious when it comes to my job and I especially don't like when my cohort doesn't think through things and just jumps to the first opportunity. She's said that her medicine takes care of her mood swings, but I don't think it's that easy.
 
Anyways, I am the number one proxy for simple reasons. I follow demands, I do my job accordingly, I don't talk back harshly, and I DON'T KILL THE FIRST THING I SEE! I swear, even Hoodie has her moments! Slender Woman is the only thing close to 'sanity' according to me. She doesn't kill excessively, unless someone tries to steal one her pictures....
 
Then, it's not pretty.
 
Heh, I...um, I've tried hard to keep a sense of sanity and humanity, but it's hard when I have a lot of black outs. I-I don't know if it's from stress, anger from stupid people, or...from other events. During these times, I lose my sanity and end up killing anyone in my way. I-I hate it! I-I've even got closed to killing my family.
 
But, then again, what am I suppose to do when they're upon Slender Woman's list?
 
That was the first time I've ever refused a direct order from her. I-I mean, don't get me wrong, Hoodie and I have been friends since we were little, but I can't substitute her for my family. E...Even if they aren't really my blood family. *Sigh* Well, I've had about enough emotions to last me the rest of this month. (TT: MASKY GIRL!) DON'T CALL ME GIRL! *ahem* Any who...
 
Who's next?
 
Slender Woman?
 
Good luck, watch what you say, and don't get eaten.
 
(Mixed with a slight static)
 
Hello there child, I'm Slender Woman. I am the 'boss' of this group, so to speak. I give the orders, and I hold my proxies to the highest of expectations. I know it's not right putting certain one's in front of the others, but when some are weaker than others or else don't have any sense of self control, it's hard not to.
 
As you could've probably guessed thanks to my name, I hold quite a few traits similar to Slender Man himself. An example? I can slender jump, very convenient when following someone or else trying to induce paranoia. I even have the tentacle factor as well. Now, just cause I'm similar to him in a few traits, doesn't mean I like him. We had to make a deal with each other and our proxies just to prevent any disturbing's. We are free lancers while even Slender Man has to follow the Council.
 
We don't kill anyone they need or need to kill, they don't bother us at all.
 
It's a simple rule, yet we follow it exactly, even though we've had quite a few close calls with Tobi....
 
But other than that, we don't get along. It also might have to do with the fact that I have a looser personality than he does. Have you seen him even try to get to know his proxies? No! No one does! I've at least try to know them a bit. Some people even say that I act a lot younger than I should. I don't really care though.
 
I normally don't try to kill people either. My favourite source of human's though, is kids and normally those are the one's I'll find. Either it's because their parents left them there or they escaped. I do tend to kill adults, but that's only if they take one of my pictures. No, I'm no armature like Slender Man. I'm no Picasso, though, but my pictures are a bit more detailed.
 
Not a lot of people who see me, live to tell the tale and even if they do, other people consider them insane.
 
So, I will see you again child...
 
 
Much sooner than you think.