(Oliver is probably my favorite second player. Vlad is my second. So, more than likely, you'll see a lot of random stuff dealing with them.)
-Yawns slightly as I rub my eyes before pulling my blanket further upon my body and moving slightly to try and fall asleep on the couch-
Ol:-smirks before jumping up behind me and screaming-
ROAR!!!!
MOTHER TRUCKER!!.-falls off of the couch and onto the ground, moving slightly after the blanket falls into my view- OLIVER!!!!
Ol:-snickers- That's my name poppet! Don't wear it out!
Why'd you do that?! I was almost asleep!
Ol: I have a question for you....
Does this outfit make me look fat?
....your asking me....
Ol:Yes...
Cause you tell the truth!
Your asking the fatter one of us all, if you look fat?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!
Ol:I'm sorry! Don't kill me!
Vl:She's not the one you should be worried about killing you..
AAH! WTH VLAD!?! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
Vl:Why don't you ask the little Demon himself? He was the one who caused this.
Oliver!
Ol:I'm a Halloween freak alright?! So I did a little spell to make my 'costume' the best....Vlad also got me angry and I wanted to pay him back.
Vl: Well, you've had your pay back, now change me back.
Ol:You sir...
-Are no fun!
Vl:You...Are changing me back now
-Or there'll be a blood stain where your standing right now.
Now Vlad....you've gotta say you now have one of the best costumes ever!
Ol:See! Even CDL agrees with me! I mean-
You cant get effects like these at any old Halloween store!
Vl: Yeah, but I'm not to big on Halloween.
Either you are coming with me and Oliver or your staying at my home...with my parents....answering the door....to all sorts of random strangers kids~.
Vl:....I guess I'll try to enjoy it.
Good...now you two are going to help me find a costume!
VlOl:
WHAT?!?
Yep. Now, let's go!
Ol:Heh, I dunno if I want to now...mall's filled with people....
Vl:Not much of a people person are you?
Ol:I'm more than you are!
Vl: At least I'm not self conscious about my completion!!
Ol:At least I don't take 35 days away from my life every day due to the amount of cigarettes I smoke!!!
Vl:-eyes turning a blinding white- COME HERE YOU LITTLE-!!!!!
Ol:AAAH!!!-starts running away Vlad following-CD!!!
Oh good God!! Would you two stop!?! -grabs both of their collars in different hands before separating them-
Vl: LET ME GO!!! LET ME AT HIM!!!
Ol:AAAAH!!! DONT LET HIM HURT ME!!!!
I said stop!-pulls their heads together causing a clonk to be heard- You two may be completely opposite now....hell you're even like then when you didn't have the Halloween theme...but if you two keep up this blood thirsty fighting I will kick you both out of my house and on your own. Do you hear me?!
VlOl:
Yes...
Alright...now let's go find me a costume.
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